Warning!

Just a small disclaimer:
If you check in to a hotel at a late hour after a long night of hockey and beer, and allow your 8 and 9 year old darlings (minor children) to set up field hockey nets in the hallway after 11pm and wake up a short fat bald guy (hereafter: Guy) in one of the rooms, he takes no responsibility for the appropriateness of his comments to said minors.(The guy does not do well when woken up by drunken strangers E.G: after a late night post football game drunken brawl in the parking lot, after a late night alcohol induced domestic violence incident in the room above his or two 3am fire alarms when a drunk guest tries to microwave a frozen pizza because he thought it was a toaster oven.)
And if the mother of one of those minors comes back and knocks on the fat guy's door, and tries to chew him out for the afore mentioned language, the Guy will win the argument by pointing out the time. There is no way your minor child's feelings will justify the continued playing of hockey in the hallway, because it is now 11:15 pm. Also be aware the Guy reserves the right to close the door in your face and leave you screaming "never do it again" to the peep hole. (I wouldn't have had to do it the first time were it not for your inaction. Did I overreact? Yes, but if you are too stupid to realize that your kids need to be contolled in a place like a hotel, you are too stupid for polite.)
Calling the front desk to demand a free night because your minor child woke up another guest and he yelled at you won't work, and may get you threatened with expulsion from the hotel, because there are a lot of people in town and the hotel could easily rent the room to another guest.
The weekend is still young. Oh goodie.