Wednesday, April 1, 2009

alarm clock

I travel for work, so I stay in a lot of hotels. There are many things to complain about with hotels, but the thing that really grates my cheese is this.
I have moved around this hotel to find the perfect floor, the perfect layout, the right side of the hall.
I thought I had found it. This floor is one where the elevators do not default. It is not too close to the smokers rooms. And, until yesterday had been empty, except for me.
Last night the considerate hotel staff put someone in the room next to mine. Ok there are like 120 rooms in this hotel on 8 floors, and like 13 people checked in right now. So you would think you could spread people out.
You know how when you have a new car, you park it far away from the rest of society and walk the extra 300 yards so as to avoid dents. Then when you come out you have a 1981 Ford POS parked too close to your driver side door, and a new dent with paint the same color as the POS? There might not be another car for 3 square miles.
The car must be a social species. But I am not. I try to avoid other people in the hotel like the plague, because they just might have it.
So I’m in the hotel last night listening to the dog barking in the room next to me. This morning about 5:30 the occupants starts yelling at someone. So, once my alarm went off, I leaned it up against the wall, with the speaker facing them. I just let it go. I didn’t bother turning it off.
It turns out those people were there for one night.
Man, if you are going to ruin my life, at least do something long term.

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